Subtext and Bananas

            Option 2.) Craig: Hey Hulga you know those tickets you got for that concert?

                        Hulga: Yeah? What about them?

                        Craig: Well nothing it’s just that me and my girlfriend love that band and we cant find tickets anywhere.

                        Hulga: Bitch you are not getting my tickets!

                        Craig: I didn’t ask for you tickets slut.

                        Hulga: Ohh but the way you put it made me assume that you wanted mine… sorry.

                        Craig: its ok but it really would be cool if you gave me your tickets though.

                        Hulga: Were not friends anymore…